I have destructive tendencies

My name is Jacky.Bisexual.Constantly wanting to nap.17/L.A./Rizzles December 4.I reblog what I like.

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minusthelove:

sexschoolcruise:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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White people.

It’s 2014. COVER THAT SHIT UP!

she is bugged the fuck out omg

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

how to properly woo a lady: tips w/ carmilla karnstein

auntiewitch:

step 1: give her a bracelet made with a dried, severed bat wing
step 2: profit. girls love that shit

good job, u nailed it no further action needed

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http://fluent-in-lesbianism.tumblr.com/post/98828818762/frenchfrysplash-after-everything-has-died-down

frenchfrysplash:

After everything has died down, Danny starts to randomly bust out vampire puns whenever she’s around an increasingly annoyed Carmilla.

Fangs a lot, Carm.”

"Man, I could really go for a steak right now.”

"You really know how to suck the fun out of things, don’t you?”

(Laura finds it adorable, both how Danny will grin cheesily whenever she comes up with one and how Carmilla will silently glare and cross her arms. LaFontaine secretly provides at least half of the puns via text.)

Danny Lawrence + Mean Girls

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letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

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averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

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