- Me: I won't get jealous
- Me: Who's this fucking whore
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE THE ONE WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE WAS MORE EXPENSIVE BUT THEN REALITY SLAPPED ME RIGHT IN THE FACE OH LORD LET US PRAY
i don’t fucking care about your opinions. you ugly black people should be happy to even be on a cover like this so stop complaining
"ugly black people"… when you lookin like a dollar store version of iggy azalea with drake eyebrows